Sunday, August 26, 2007
Hot Jessica Biel Pictures from FHM France
FHM may no longer have a US version, but the French version is alive and kicking, and features some very hot Jessica Biel pictures this month. How hot? Well how does Jessica Biel braless in a low cut top sound? Yeah, that hot. Of course, you can actually look at the pictures instead of reading all this jibber jabber.
Oh the amazingness that is Jessica Biel's cleavage. What would the world be without it?
Oh the amazingness that is Jessica Biel's cleavage. What would the world be without it?
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Jessica Alba has a decent body...I guess
I took a survey of the leading causes that make grown men cry, and Jessica Alba's ass came in at number one, right above a lemon being squeezed into your eye. I don't even know why anymore. I mean she's hot, but she's not that hot. For some reason the idea of Jessica Alba has become infinitely hotter than Jessica Alba herself. She's like a legend now, and tales of her hotness have surpassed her actual hotness. When they talk about her in the future it won't even be her anymore. It'll be tales of a creature so beautiful you have to whisper her name, and every time somebody says it the entire room will go "Oooh" and "Ahhh."Michael Vick pleads guilty
Michael Vick has agreed to plead guilty to a felony charge for his role in managing an illegal dogfighting ring, and will formally enter his guilty plea Monday. The Smoking Gun reports:As part of a plea deal, the Atlanta Falcons quarterback admitted that his Bad Newz Kennels operation wagered money--which he provided--in pit bull fights. However, "Vick did not gamble by placing side bets on any of the fights," according to a "summary of the facts" that was filed today in court. That document, a copy of which you'll find below, also notes that Vick "was aware" that three of his cohorts killed several dogs that performed poorly in test fighting sessions in mid-2002. The summary reports that "Vick did not kill any dogs at this time." Earlier this year, Vick, and two cronies "agreed to the killing of approximately 6-8 dogs" that fared poorly in testing sessions at his Smithfield, Virginia property. Some of the animals were drowned or hanged, and Vick "stipulated" that the animals died via the "collected efforts" of himself, and codefendants Quanis Phillips and Purnell Peace. Both Phillips and Peace previously pleaded guilty to federal charges and stated that Vick participated in the execution of eight dogs last April. Vick faces a maximum of five years in prison for his conspiracy conviction.
To be fair, sometimes dogs can be really scary and the only thing to do is to kill them cruelly. One time I was walking down the street and a dog barked at me and I got really scared and I wished somebody as brave as Michael Vick was around to drown him. He's a hero to stand up to those mean dogs!
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