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Showing posts with label Music Video. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Music Video. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Jennifer Lopez is having twins

ennifer Lopez’s constantly rumored pregnancy is being confirmed. Ok! Magazine is reporting that J-Lo has not one, but two, buns in the oven:
"Jennifer is having twins, and she's over the moon about it," a source close to the singer reveals exclusively to OK!. "She is absolutely glowing with happiness. She's spending time relaxing with Marc and enjoying being pregnant, which is something she has always wanted."
So, how about those Webkinz? Kids are going nuts for those things. They’re like Beanie Babies but with a better chance of a pedophile finding your child attached. Oh, whoops, sorry about that. I was talking about Jennifer Lopez then changed the subject to something that’s actually culturally









Saturday, August 25, 2007

Beyonce Loses Top at Toronto concert Deja Vu

During a recent performance in Toronto, Beyonce flashed the crowd when her dress flew up as she was dancing to "Deja Vu." And like a true performer, she just held down the top with her arm and continued dancing. If you remember, she fell down a flight of stairs during another concert last month, and a few weeks before that she almost killed some fans when the pyrotechnics at one of her concerts spilled into the front row. According to my calculations, if her tour keeps on progressing the way it is, a tiger is going to get loose at one of her concerts next month and eat her face. Trust me, it's going to happen. I did the calculations while wearing a lab coat and using a clipboard so you know they're correct. You can't argue with science.

Check out the video after the jump. I'd say it's NSFW, but it's so blurry you won't even know what you're looking at.




Monday, August 13, 2007

Apparently, money means a thing

Jennifer Lopez’s first husband has been ordered to pay $544,814.21 for violating their marital settlement confidentiality agreement. Ojani Noa was in a legal battle with Jennifer about publishing a tell all book about their marriage.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Gwen Stefani inspires devotion

Gwen Stefani Performs Live on Stage at Xcel Energy Center

I have a confession. I am a hollaback girl. At least for Gwen Stefani.

As enthusiastic thousands at White River Amphitheater Saturday night hollered back at Stefani's declaration that she "ain't no hollaback girl," it seemed apparent that Stefani's fans would do just about anything for her.

She's so likeable you can't help but want to please her. Yes, her lyric writing and sassy punk vibrato were better showcased as frontwoman of new wave ska band No Doubt. But her three years as a dance/pop solo act have cemented her headliner status.

She has the swagger and fashion sense to be on the Madonna track, but the platinum-blonde dynamo seems more sister than star--even while pulling out enough sparkly costumes, hip-hop choreography and multimedia effects to make the crowd scream like high school girls.

Admittedly, many of Stefani's fans are high school girls. And in her midriff-baring track pants and halter (one of eight costumes) the 37-year-old singer could almost pass for one of them. She even introduced "Wonderful Life" with, "this is about a boy I used to make out with in, um, high school."

But as Julie Andrews sings in Stefani's favorite musical (and inspiration for her latest hit "Wind It Up"), "The Sound of Music": "Let's start at the very beginning," which happened to be the second most exciting part of the evening.

Black out. Search lights throughout the audience. Giant screens framing the stage play video as an enormous "G" glows brightly. A prison cell rises from beneath the six-piece band's platform, and Stefani strikes a pose inside to start the title track from her new album "The Sweet Escape." The applause was deafening.

But the most thrilling part of the night involved very little fanfare. Near the end of the hour and a half set (which included only songs from her two solo releases), Stefani leapt into the crowd. She scaled fences and sprinted up stairs to get to the upper tier of audience where she sang "Cool" perched on a railing. The excitement and adoration in the venue was palpable, and when she told us we had to sing along, of course we did. How could you say no to Gwen?


Thursday, June 7, 2007

Gwen Stefani - 4 In The Morning

Hey Gwen fans! Just lettin yall know a great new show is on the CW at 8 on Wednesdays called "Hidden Palms." Yall should check it out!
Oh and Gwen is AMAZING!