During a recent performance in Toronto, Beyonce flashed the crowd when her dress flew up as she was dancing to "Deja Vu." And like a true performer, she just held down the top with her arm and continued dancing. If you remember, she fell down a flight of stairs during another concert last month, and a few weeks before that she almost killed some fans when the pyrotechnics at one of her concerts spilled into the front row. According to my calculations, if her tour keeps on progressing the way it is, a tiger is going to get loose at one of her concerts next month and eat her face. Trust me, it's going to happen. I did the calculations while wearing a lab coat and using a clipboard so you know they're correct. You can't argue with science.
Check out the video after the jump. I'd say it's NSFW, but it's so blurry you won't even know what you're looking at.
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