Two burglars reportedly sneaked into Kirsten Dunst's suite at the Soho Grand Hotel after she left to go film a scene for her new movie and stole her $13,000 handbag, wallets, cash, cameras, and an iPod. And how did these master thieves manage to pull off the crime of the century? They walked in through an open door. The Post reports:
Beinerman took a guest elevator to the floor below Dunst's suite and then took a freight elevator up to the penthouse level.
There, Beinerman allegedly walked through an open door into the penthouse and stole items belonging to Dunst and her companions, including $2,500, a Marc Jacobs purse, wallets containing IDs and credit cards, several bags - including one by Balenciaga - two digital cameras, a cellphone and an iPod, records state.
It takes balls to rob Kirsten Dunst. Big tough manly balls. Most people would be afraid that she lives under a bridge and eats first born children. But not these two. And what if they timed it wrong and she was still in the room? This would've been an entirely different story, about two men who jumped to their deaths after gouging out their own eyes and screaming that they'd lost the use of their genitals.
NOTE: If you're wondering why Simon Pegg is with Kirsten Dunst, no it's not some sort of troll outreach program for English people. They're filming How to Lose Friends and Alienate People together.
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