Due to sheer grossness, I shouldn't even be covering this, but People is reporting that John Mayer and Cameron Diaz are becoming a serious item:
When two ugly people get together, does anyone really care? You have John Mayer, the bridge troll of modern pop. Then there’s Cameron Diaz, who I’ll assume fell asleep under a steam-roller because I don’t know how else to explain her face. It’s like watching a hunchback make-out with a pancake wearing lipstick. But without the chance that Aunt Jemima will make it a sexy, syrupy three-way. Damn. I just made breakfast totally hot. Kind of makes you want to get it on with your coffee, doesn’t it? But don’t! It'll burn - like sex with Cameron Diaz. Zing! Did you see what I just did there? That's cohesion, son. Feel free to call me the Jesus of words. Wow, whoever her make-up artist is deserves at least five Oscars and the Congressional Medal of Honor because here's Cameron looking uncharacteristically good on the set of What Happens in Vegas. A ton more after the jump.
The pair, who were first spotted out together in the city last week, were ‘all over each other’ and ‘super flirty’ at the Bowery Hotel Friday night. Asked if the newly-close pair are dating, a source close to Mayer tells People, ‘Yes, it's definitely true.’
When two ugly people get together, does anyone really care? You have John Mayer, the bridge troll of modern pop. Then there’s Cameron Diaz, who I’ll assume fell asleep under a steam-roller because I don’t know how else to explain her face. It’s like watching a hunchback make-out with a pancake wearing lipstick. But without the chance that Aunt Jemima will make it a sexy, syrupy three-way. Damn. I just made breakfast totally hot. Kind of makes you want to get it on with your coffee, doesn’t it? But don’t! It'll burn - like sex with Cameron Diaz. Zing! Did you see what I just did there? That's cohesion, son. Feel free to call me the Jesus of words. Wow, whoever her make-up artist is deserves at least five Oscars and the Congressional Medal of Honor because here's Cameron looking uncharacteristically good on the set of What Happens in Vegas. A ton more after the jump.
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