Beyonce Loses Top at Toronto concert Deja Vu

During a recent performance in Toronto, Beyonce flashed the crowd when her dress flew up as she was dancing to "Deja Vu." And like a true performer, she just held down the top with her arm and continued dancing. If you remember, she fell down a flight of stairs during another concert last month, and a few weeks before that she almost killed some fans when the pyrotechnics at one of her concerts spilled into the front row. According to my calculations, if her tour keeps on progressing the way it is, a tiger is going to get loose at one of her concerts next month and eat her face. Trust me, it's going to happen. I did the calculations while wearing a lab coat and using a clipboard so you know they're correct. You can't argue with science.

Check out the video after the jump. I'd say it's NSFW, but it's so blurry you won't even know what you're looking at.

Paris Hilton shops for baby gifts

While Nicole Richie was busy serving a minute in jail, Paris Hilton went baby-gift shopping for Nicole. People Magazine couldn’t resist a good shopping story and has the details:

Hilton was an equal-opportunity shopper, choosing gifts in both pink and blue. Among the items she bought was a Tuni & G Baby set (pants and T-shirt) with the text "Don't Ya Wish Your Mommy Was Hot Like Mine" with the pants bottom saying "Don't Ya." She also bought Baby’s First Fashion Words book, a Baby Jar Baby Snuggler Blanket and Trumpette socks. ‘She can't wait to hang out with the baby,’ says the source about Hilton. ‘She's happy Nicole is healthy and thinks she looks great.’

If Paris really wanted to buy Nicole’s baby the perfect gift, I have an excellent suggestion: Buy the kid some new parents. Two normal, healthy, salt-of-the-earth folk who can teach the child to act like we’ve finally evolved beyond apes that don’t require a mountain of cocaine for breakfast. Otherwise we’re going to end up with another Macualey Culkin. Except this time around he’ll cover Good Charlotte songs and then I’ll have to shotgun my own face off.

Jenny McCarthy at Hawaii

Wonder what Jenny McCarthy's been up to? Of course not. But here she is anyway, vacationing in Hawaii with her boyfriend Jim Carrey. She looks pretty good for a 34-year-old, but that isn't saying much since she's, well, only 34. Plus she was Playboy's 1994 Playmate of the Year. If you told me this was Rosie O'Donnell then yeah, wow, amazing. But this is like showing me a picture of myself and saying, "Dreamy." I know. Duh.

Kirsten Dunst gets robbed

Two burglars reportedly sneaked into Kirsten Dunst's suite at the Soho Grand Hotel after she left to go film a scene for her new movie and stole her $13,000 handbag, wallets, cash, cameras, and an iPod. And how did these master thieves manage to pull off the crime of the century? They walked in through an open door. The Post reports:

Beinerman took a guest elevator to the floor below Dunst's suite and then took a freight elevator up to the penthouse level.
There, Beinerman allegedly walked through an open door into the penthouse and stole items belonging to Dunst and her companions, including $2,500, a Marc Jacobs purse, wallets containing IDs and credit cards, several bags - including one by Balenciaga - two digital cameras, a cellphone and an iPod, records state.

It takes balls to rob Kirsten Dunst. Big tough manly balls. Most people would be afraid that she lives under a bridge and eats first born children. But not these two. And what if they timed it wrong and she was still in the room? This would've been an entirely different story, about two men who jumped to their deaths after gouging out their own eyes and screaming that they'd lost the use of their genitals.

NOTE: If you're wondering why Simon Pegg is with Kirsten Dunst, no it's not some sort of troll outreach program for English people. They're filming How to Lose Friends and Alienate People together.

Nicole Richie kind of goes to jail

Nicole Richie was to begin her four day sentence Thursday for a December 2006 DUI, but only spent a whopping 82 minutes in jail before being released. Reuters reports:

A spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said federal sentencing guidelines dealing with jail overcrowding allowed local officials to reduce the time for Richie and other inmates with similar charges. Richie, 25, was treated ‘in the same manner as other inmates with a similar sentence,’ Deputy Sheriff Maribel Rizo said, reading from a statement. Richie, the daughter of singer Lionel Richie and a co-star with Paris Hilton on reality TV series "The Simple Life," surrendered to local authorities in the afternoon and was booked, processed and released about one hour and 20 minutes later, Rizo said. The deputy did not know whether Richie had actually spent any time in a jail cell.

I'm practically dizzy with the shining examples of celebrity justice these past couple of days. We are truly to the point where Britney Spears could eat both her children on national television while driving a stolen police cruiser and all she’d receive is a “time-out” from her mom. She’d still probaby get a goddamn juice box. I hope it’s one of those asinine, foil Capri-Suns. You know the kind where you can never get the straw in. That’ll teach her.

Milk Explosion by Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere will be featured in an upcoming “Got Milk?” ad. People Magazine provided these details:

‘You don't have to be a hero to feel invincible. That's why I drink milk,’ she says in the ads, part of a campaign to get teens to drink three glasses of low-fat or fat-free milk a day. The ads, debuting Sept. 10, were shot in May by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz and show Panettiere in a sleek red dress holding an exploding glass of milk.

This picture represents everything that is good and pure in the world. I feel like a small child waking up and scampering down the stairs to see his presents for the first time on a snowy, Christmas morning. Except, now, the tree is in my pants.

Michelle Ryan - Bionic Woman Mondo Photoshoot

Again jeans!

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Determine the size.

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Wipe correctly.

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no clean jeans in the water above 40-50 ° C;
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no jeans land in the sun;
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